Today is March 10 and benjaminapple has written 10 sketches.

Sketches by benjaminapple

2009-09-27 18:01:47: benjaminapple wrote "I’m filthy from swearing not to bathe various parts of my body following celebrity encounters."
2009-09-27 17:45:22: benjaminapple wrote "Pancakes to go? Are you nuts?"
2009-09-27 17:40:29: benjaminapple wrote "There's no way you're the girl I remember from last night."
2009-09-27 17:35:50: benjaminapple wrote "Buy a picture of your fight with your wife, sir?"
2009-09-27 17:24:04: benjaminapple wrote "Exactly how much will it take to bribe you right now?"
2009-09-27 16:38:05: benjaminapple wrote "Wedding cancelled on account of greyish skies"
2009-09-27 15:17:11: benjaminapple wrote "Wakeup call"
2009-09-27 15:17:07: benjaminapple wrote "Roommate's mom"
2009-09-27 15:03:17: benjaminapple wrote "Tipping"
2009-09-01 13:14:36: benjaminapple wrote "We're Closer"